Googling myself
What if we measured our significance by google results? I was bored at work today and googled my name. The most popular Rich B. was a hockey player. The second most popular was some guy that does voice recordings for the radio. I don't know how the third or fourth was, but the page my name finally came up was my church's website, I was result #125.
I didn't think that was bad until I typed my wife's name in she came in on result #121. My friend Jesse came in on result #3, my friend Phil result #1. Phil had like 20 results for his name. He's pretty significant.
Insignificant Rich
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You're darn right I'm pretty significant!!!!!! Now if only people at work would realize that...
Well actually I was thinking that our last names are just a little more common then yours.
hmmmmmm - don't use that last name excuse. i am very significant amy as i am also #1 when googled!
Yes you are right. Amy takes over the #1 most significant person I know. Amy's search results yielded 319 hits as opposed
to Phil's paltry 262. In fact Amy's results were of much greater quality. You can find out great information like the times she ran in several races. I.E. - The First time Marathon, which she finished 115th in her age group, 3219 overall and only finished 3 hours and 6 seconds behind the winner. Congratulations Amy, you are the most significant person I
know.
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